omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

(via trust)

speedups:

when your favorite mutual unfollows you

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(via sniffing)

chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via safeguards)

skittlevodka:

I just want to go to bed but preferably with you

(via frozen-muffins)

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

(via trust)

clannyphantom:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

(via orgasm)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via trust)